THC Does Central America: Panama City

Part 1: Panama

I’m not good at writing out these posts while traveling this intensely. I’m already in Honduras and I still have to write out Panama.

For the past 2 weeks I have been traveling non-stop. My days are spent exploring new locations, changing hotels, finding good restaurants, finding gyms, doing tourism stuff, going out, chasing girls, sleep and repeat.

It’s different from my usual travel method. I prefer to travel slowly. Right now I’m living day-to-day, doing whatever I feel like when I wake up. It has it’s charms but this hopping around also creates so much overhead. I’m looking forward to living in one location for at least a month.

For right now it fits the purpose though. I’m discovering a lot of new countries and I’m finding out about the local girls. Once this trip is completed, I will make an overview/summary post on Central America.

Let’s catch up a bit, country by country.

I started my Central America trip in Panama, and I’m traveling up north step by step. My first stop: Panama City. The only thing I knew about the city was that there’s a canal, a bank scandal and a hooker’s bar called “Habana’s”.

Here’s how my first Central American country played out.

Panama Day One: Lone wolf clubbing – A Good Start

I arrived on a Saturday and I was excited to explore the nightlife. I went lone wolf clubbing in Casco Viejo, the historic part of town.

I approached the very first girl when I got out of the cab. She seemed into me. She was on her way to meet her friends at a bar so I joined her. There was another girl and one guy. But the vibe got weird, the friends weren’t social and she went cold. Very hard set so I bounced.[Image: z0AgmiM.jpg?1]I walked around for a while and ended up going to a rooftop club. I started talking to two Colombian girls, I was figuring out whether they were pro’s or not. Then one of them actually tried to pickpocket me. I felt her hand reaching in my back pocket. I immediately grabbed her hand and called her out. She tried to play it off like she was just touching my ass. 

I leave it at that and go hang out at the bar. I end up talking to a solid 6 from Ecuador. It was her last night in Panama City and she was 100% DTF. For a moment I was doubting to go for the easy lay but decided to do another round in the club. Good call.

I run into a much hotter girl, model type. I approach her; we started dancing and she took me to the VIP. She was with a big group, mixed crowd and other model looking girls. The Panama guys were cool. They bought a bottle and we did shots. I danced more with my girl, we made out. I took her outside and talked; but I couldn’t isolate her, but we make plans to meet up the next day to swim at her apartment’s pool. 

It was a great night though. 

“Good start”, I think to myself. But things take a bad turn from here on.

Panama Day Two – Day Seven:  WTF?

The next morning I get a text from the model girl to arrange the meet-up. Perfect. I spend the rest of the day walking around Panama City and exploring the area. But half an hour before the date I get a message: flake.

Fuck it, I should have planned a back-up date. I’m also still hungover from the day partying so I just call it an early night.

The Semi-Pro (?)

The next day I have a date with a girl I met on Tinder. She looked great on her profile pictures. But when she arrives, she’s not only a solid point less attractive, she’s also giving me a decent amount of prostitute red flags.

But she claims to be a student, so there’s at least the plausible deniability. Since I didn’t plan anything else, I decide to go for it anyway. I escalate the kino and we’re holding hands but I she won’t let me kiss her.

Hmm, maybe she’s shy in public. I tell her it’s too hot outside and that we can watch a movie at my place where there’s cool A/C. She’s down.

I take her back to my place, we talk some more on the bed and I try to kiss her again.

Still she won’t have it.

“I don’t kiss on the first date. We just know each other”.

Wtf. I’m not putting up with this bullshit. I kick her out immediately.

The Fat Friend

Two fails in a row. The third date I planned surely must go better right?


This time the girl shows up and she brought a fat friend unannounced. Another thing I have no patience for. I’m too tired and annoyed to properly deal with it, so to amuse myself, I made the interaction as awkward as I could until they walked out. I must have worked cause she blocked me from what’s app immediately after.

More Date Fails

The next THREE dates also didn’t go well. Two girls I got to making out but I couldn’t close them, another one flaked last minute.

Being in a hotel for more than three days in a row without banging a girl there, it’s not my style. I started getting in a negative mood.

I had enough of this city. Fuck it, I’m leaving, flag or no flag. Better luck in Costa Rica.

Change of Tides 

I’m not superstitious but what happens next is quite remarkable. The moment I book my ticket to Costa Rica, I get a message from the girl that flaked on me earlier that week.

She says she wants to make it up to me and she’ll come straight to my place.

She shows up at my hotel and we hang out at the pool. She’s 19 years old and has an amazing body. Hourglass shape, big ass. After one drink we go to my room ‘to shower’. She gives negative LMR and starts sucking my dick the moment we enter my room. One of the best blowjobs of this trip. Porn star level; so many bonus points.

Boom, at last I got the Panama flag.

The Tall Girl

After sex I check my phone. Another girl texting me to meet for a drink.

I cut the current date short and tell my girl I have to sleep early to get her out, so I can meet the second girl.

I meet her at a bar. She’s almost as tall as me, tanned, dressed well, and has the typical Panama face.

From the first minute of interaction I knew this was in the pocket. She was so horny. To play it safe I do my proper dating routine anyway; this date is so boring, I’m not even paying attention and going full auto-pilot.

When she finally finishes her beer, we’re going to my place “to see my travel pics”.

Surprisingly, there’s some LMR. But I find out why. She’s on her period. Fuck it, every good pirate has blood on his sword.

“I have a towel”, is the only “LMR”-busting technique required.

Double up my last ten hours in Panama. What a week.

Don’t Stop Believing

I had some bad luck and made some bad choices (in hindsight). I have the feeling I missed out on a lot of potential but you can’t win ’em all.

It got me thinking about a roulette analogy. If you’re on a bad streak, don’t abandon your strategy. Have faith in your system. Keep betting your colour, because no matter how many times you lose against the odds, eventually you will double up 😉

Next stop: San José, Costa Rica.


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18 Comments on “THC Does Central America: Panama City”

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  2. I found Panamanian girls a little more conservative than Dominicans or Colombians overall, too. However, I thought the girls in Costa Rica were some of the most conservative in Latin America. Interested to see what you thought of the Ticas.

    1. I just banged one Tica; it was an easy lay but I don’t have enough data points to have a general idea on them. I’ll write about my time in Costa Rica in the next post (later today). This was really a scouting trip to see how I liked the different Central American countries. I only gave myself a month to complete it and capture the flag in each place so I couldn’t spend as much time as I wanted in each place.

  3. THC-
    Are Panama and Costa Rica more expensive than Colombia? What’s your daily expense been in all those places?

    Do you prefer to work for the man for a year or two, save up the cash, and then live the swoop lifestyle or is grinding a few hours/day every day online and integrating game and travel into daily life better?

    Obviously, being a multimillionaire and doing whatever whenever would be the best way but between the two methods above (grind for the man-save cash then run apeshit off the plantation vs. grind daily online while you travel-which do you prefer?)

    1. Well I’m sort of doing both. I am lifehacking. I got a job that allows me to travel a lot. At the same time I’m recording my stories for my YouTube channel call T.E.F.S which of course I’m going to shamelessly plug in here everybody go watch it Lol. I’m also writing down stories for future blog. I work at that job 2 months straight 12 – 13 hours a day one day off. Then I’ll go travel for 2 weeks straight with the money. The job is flexible because fellow co-workers could pick up or trade shifts, which allows you work out deals to get time off. If everything goes good in July Josh Bar and I will be in DR living the life for 2 weeks. I’m not going to review the work I do because I can put my traveling at Jeopardy. The plan is to build up my online business to the point where I don’t really need the job to travel. Until then I’m out and about!!!

    2. Yeah, traveling around does make the daily expenses rise a LOT. And these countries aren’t that cheap. All central american countries have been more expensive than Colombia. You can do it for cheap by staying in Hostels but fuck that. I need a room to take girls back and I don’t like the backpackers crowd.

      I prefer working a few hours a day (mobile lifestyle) rather than working for a year to save the cash. I did it out of necessity. I will work hard now to make it so I don’t have to do it again, and make this lifestyle more consistent.

    1. Not the ideal moment to go for Digital Memories given the Russians were in Paris 😛 I may see her again this week though, I’m back in Panama

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