Munich, local perspective
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Hey guys, this was the first datasheet i wrote, updated it a little for you.
Munich is kind of divided into 4 seasons.
- Ugly winter (after Oktoberfest - end of March)
- Christmas Markets (Dezember)
- Summer (April - Oktoberfest)
- Oktoberfest (starts two weeks before the first weekend of Oktober)

Ah and in the end of the post Ill sum up some general stuff.

Ugly winter: In general travelling Munich during the winter doesnt make a lot of sense except maybe for winter sports, but regarding chicks it sucks. The mood of the people is bad, people are mostly at home, weather is cold and rainy/snowy, at night people hail mary into night clubs, but night clubs here are crap in my eyes, bad music and expensive. so lets skip this part.

Christmas Markets: Although its winter in this time you can have a lot of fun. Dont expect snow, it usually doesnt snow until January (we have like one snowy Christmas in 10 years). But the whole city is packed with Christmas Markets and everyone is gettin drunk with "Glühwein" (hot sweet wine). The best markets in my opinion are at the train stations "Münchner Freiheit" and "Rosenheimer Platz". Avoid the one in the city centre at "Marienplatz", because its just packed and expensive.
Theres also like a small "winter festival" called Tollwood, its at "Theresienwiese" (where Oktoberfest takes place too). In contrast to the other Christmas Markets, which close between 8 and 9 (so quite early), you can pardy there easily until Midnight. Tollwood is for free and you have a lot of hippie shops and bad food, but also a lot of places to drink Glühwein. Usually the people who sell are students, so choose a cool bar, befriend the barkeepers, its easy to get free shots and talk to the chicks.
Optional: If your apartment is close to a Christmas Market its jackpot, just try to pull the chicks home directly. Take advantage of the drunk people and the cold weather (:

Summer: Yeah, my favourite time of the year (apparently). Usually it starts getting sunny in the middle of April. Everyone is outside, the chicks start wearing short clothes again, its amazing. Go to "Englischer Garten", the park is really huge, go out at train station "Universität", from there its like a 5 minute walk. There is a small cold river (called "Eisbach"). Grab some beers, swim in the sun, enjoy the weather, play volleyball and join the groups of people. And trust me, there are a lot. Sometimes youll see people playing "Flunkyball", its a German festival drinking game (you can watch tutorial on youtube). So if you can drink a beer fastly youre very welcome. Just talk to the people, everyone speaks English here by the way.
If you fail here or want to make barbecue, go to the big river called "Isar", best is around train stations "Isartor" and "Rosenheimer Platz". Also possible at "Thalkirchen" (in former times it was a meet up for the punks in Munich). 
There are a lot of parties going who continue until the night, just join the people who got some hot chicks.
My favourite spot: Take the train to "Studentenstadt". On the first view an ugly place, huge grey houses. Theyre dorms for students whore not from Munich, you have all nations there, only students, the cheapest pubs in Munich (1,80 for a beer) and its next to the English Garden and the Eisbach too. You can buy the cheap beer and sit outside with the people or join the ones in the English Garden. Theres also one of my most favourite and even to Munich people unknown places, we call it the "hotspot". Its a place next to the Eisbach where hot air comes out of the ground - ideal for nude bathing and then warming up again (the location is (watch on google maps): go out of the train, down "Grasmeierstraße into the English Garden, then when you encounter the river move on the right, youll hear the hotspot easily. The Eisbach is called "Schwabinger Bach" on google maps).
Another popular spot is "Gärtnerplatz" at train station "Frauenhofer Straße".
We have a lot of pretty chicks from all nations / races so its quite easy to meet girls.

Oktoberfest: Its a crazy time. Like the only place I know in the world where its totally accepted that a whole city is drunk like shit. When you go there make sure you plan it at least a year before, as long as you dont know really cool people in the city who have an apartment close to Oktoberfest. When you travel a lot its youll run into Germans all the time, if theyre cool and from Munich befriend them, if their apartment is close its a jackpot. Hotels and Airbnbs are totally overpriced. Combined with the expensive prices at Oktoberfest its tons of money.
Dont get confused, its called Oktoberfest but its called like that because it ends on Oktober (the first Sunday of Oktober) not that it takes place in Oktober, most of the days it takes place are in September.
I prefer going there between Monday and Thursday, because on the weekend especially Friday and Saturday, its too crowded. Its a pain in the ass to get a spot in the beer tents, if you get in at all. So go during the week and avoid the beer tents who serve the beer Spaten (tastes like shit and has headache-guarantee) and Löwenbräu (tastes bad too).
The most popular beer tents among the youth are "Himmel der Bayern" and "Schottenhammer" (beware: serves Spaten). My favourite one is "Winzerer Fähndl". Look for a place with cool chicks and pardy with them. I actually prefer sitting on the benches outside the tent, because its too loud inside (hard to flirt). Always give a little tip to the waiter/waitress. A beer with tip is around 11€ now, be prepared. If you want to isolate a chick, invite her for a ride at the amazing fairgound rides. If shes down to, pull her home. Thats why its important to live close, if you fail, just try again, or even when youre successful and its before 22:30 (thats when the tents stop serving beer, thery close at 23:00) you can try to pull another chick home.
Avoid the photo-chicks they rip you off. Even worse are the chicks called "promilla". They have an alcohol-test-machine that shows you have like an unrealistic alcohol level. The tourists love buying that when theyre drunk to show off with that in front of their stupid friends.
Ah yeah I also avoid the tent "Hofbräu", its THE tourist tent of them all. And regarding the gays. Yeh there are gays, most of them in the tent "Bräurosl", but theyre not much and dont interfere. The gays here in general like to pardy a lot and they smell that youre not into them. I had good results with chicks in that tent too.
Regarding the traditional clothes. You dont need to buy "Lederhosen". The good ones are expensive like shit and only worth the money if you wear them a lot. Its enough in my eyes to buy a "Trachtenhemd", its the traditional shirt. You can buy it everywhere in the city centre for around 20 bucks.

In general: In Munich you really have all kind of chicks. Hippies / Metal / Stoners / squares / all nations / races. Thats damn amazing. Since we have a lot of universities there are a lot of students who want to pardy. I doubt there's hardly any city in the world where you can capture more different flags than in Munich. While I prefer meeting chicks during day time, tinder works fine as well. Don't waste money by going to a restaurant or cinema. Meet at a nearby park and head home.
Remind our shops close at 8 pm! There are only two 24hours places (at train stations Münchner Freiheit and Frauenhoferstraße) for beer. Some street food places sell too, but expensive.
Food: I love German traditional food and I can cook most of them. But the quality of Bavarian food in the centre is shit. The good food you get in the international restaurants. We have amazing places for food from all over the world, Italian, Arabic (at the central station), Chinese, Indian (!!), African and a lot more.
Public transportation works fine, but the conductors are assholes and the ticket system is damn complicated (even I dont know all the details).
Im not that much into the common nightlife in Munich, since we pardy at home since Im 13 or at Studentenstadt (described above). The club quality is bad in my eyes, especially when you have been to Berlin one time in your life. There are a lot of bars around train station "Münchner Freiheit" (haha theres one famous place called "Schwabinger 7". They describe themselfes as "if you remember Schwabinger 7, you havent been to Schwabinger 7). They serve a good selfmade Mexican liqour (beware if youre not used to eat spicy) and play Rock/Metal/Punk/Raggae music and are opened till the early morning at the weekend. Theres also an old school pub called "Rennbahn" (i drank the first shot of my life there). They have a great selfmade sweet strawberry liqour. Other pubs areas are around train stations "University" (expensive and boring places), "Frauenhofer Straße", "Sendlinger Tor" (mainly gay area) and in the area between "Ostbahnhof", "Rosenheimer Platz" and "Max-Weber-Platz", its called Haidhausen, i like this part of Munich a lot.
Regarding clubs, there are a lot in the city centre, I also worked in a club for one and a half years, as described above, I dont like it. Especially avoid the P1, its like the shittiest place ever. They were famous many many years ago because the VIPs of Munich went there. Its overprived, full of pussy guys who get shitloads of pocket money and goldigger chicks.
Check out http://www.mvg.de or the mvg app for public transport at night, we have a lot of night busses / trams that you dont need to pay for a cab.
Guess i got everything, stay tuned and rock the city.
Cheers!
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#2
Nice datasheet. I heard that Munich is the best of the big German cities for women. I'm curious about germany simply because there are always cheap flights through there to Latin America, so I would like to pick a city and try to have a good time. Would you say Munich is the best city in Germany for getting girls? (hottness and easiness combined. +1 reputation from me.
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#3
I'd say munich and berlin but depends on what you prefer. In munich you have more high class chicks.
Berlin is a special place. Its not a typical capital. When germany was divided till 89 it was isolated and not a great place for business. But you could avoid the army when living in Berlin, so many people (mostly hippies) went there in the 70s and 80ies, that's how this let's call it "individual touch" of berlin comes from. Although berlin became very popular now (also because it's comparably cheap rents for a capital, all central European capitas are way more expensive) you still have a lot of subculture in Berlin. You'll find a lot of artists, musicians, tattooes,... So if you're into that berlin is better. It also has the best and wildest german nightlife.
Hmm easyness, I'd say it's a normal level, they just don't want to be seen as sluts that's why I prefer meeting in private and not nightlife. Just don't stick to german girls, you have so many nationalities because of all the tourists migrants exchange students internships...the variety makes it fun. Ah and I forgot. The rents may be expensive in munich but groceries are damn cheap and the quality is very good. If you have a kitchen, don't smoke, have a bike in summer, you can easily live under 400 bucks a month (of course except the rent)
Flights: germany offers lot of cheap flights. Best airports usually Frankfurt and berlin.ins flights to Brazil and back 250 Euro. If the airport with the cheapest flight is not near you, doesn't matter. We have a very good bus system (check for tickets https://www.busradar.com/?currency=EUR). You can come to every city for 10 bucks if you book in advance. If you book european flights over Ryanair be careful. They often offer flights from "Munich west" pr "Düsseldorf north" which means a completely different airport over 100 kilometers away.
good luck!
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(02-14-2017, 01:45 PM)20Nation Wrote: Nice datasheet. I heard that Munich is the best of the big German cities for women. I'm curious about germany simply because there are always cheap flights through there to Latin America, so I would like to pick a city and try to have a good time. Would you say Munich is the best city in Germany for getting girls? (hottness and easiness combined. +1 reputation from me.

(02-16-2017, 06:38 PM)phase.iv Wrote: I'd say munich and berlin but depends on what you prefer. In munich you have more high class chicks.
Berlin is a special place. Its not a typical capital. When germany was divided till 89 it was isolated and not a great place for business. But you could avoid the army when living in Berlin, so many people (mostly hippies) went there in the 70s and 80ies, that's how this let's call it "individual touch" of berlin comes from. Although berlin became very popular now (also because it's comparably cheap rents for a capital, all central European capitas are way more expensive) you still have a lot of subculture in Berlin. You'll find a lot of artists, musicians, tattooes,... So if you're into that berlin is better. It also has the best and wildest german nightlife.
Hmm easyness, I'd say it's a normal level, they just don't want to be seen as sluts that's why I prefer meeting in private and not nightlife. Just don't stick to german girls, you have so many nationalities because of all the tourists migrants exchange students internships...the variety makes it fun. Ah and I forgot. The rents may be expensive in munich but groceries are damn cheap and the quality is very good. If you have a kitchen, don't smoke, have a bike in summer, you can easily live under 400 bucks a month (of course except the rent)
Flights: germany offers lot of cheap flights. Best airports usually Frankfurt and berlin.ins flights to Brazil and back 250 Euro. If the airport with the cheapest flight is not near you, doesn't matter. We have a very good bus system (check for tickets https://www.busradar.com/?currency=EUR). You can come to every city for 10 bucks if you book in advance. If you book european flights over Ryanair be careful. They often offer flights from "Munich west" pr "Düsseldorf north" which means a completely different airport over 100 kilometers away.
good luck!

Nice data sheet, thanks for that. Hope to use it in the future. I am German myself, and Munich is definitely one of my favorite cities in Germany. Not only for girls, but also from a touristic point of view. It has nice museums and parks as well.

I would be especially interested why you both mentioned cheap flights to Latin America?? Which airlines are you talking about or which websites do you use to find such good offers?? 250€ both ways to Brazil sounds too good to be true  Big Grin
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Just Skyscanner. From Germany to everywhere. Depart -> whole month -> cheapest month. Then search. Of course it requires some flexibility. At the moment Brazil is more expensive but just by searching now I saw like Canada for 190 or domenican republic for 300. Always check on momondo. Also check other near airports (depends where you live in germany), Prague, Vienna, Zurich, Amsterdam, Brussels, etc. After some time you get a feeling for cheap flights
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(02-21-2017, 06:09 AM)phase.iv Wrote: Just Skyscanner. From Germany to everywhere. Depart -> whole month -> cheapest month. Then search. Of course it requires some flexibility. At the moment Brazil is more expensive but just by searching now I saw like Canada for 190 or domenican republic for 300. Always check on momondo. Also check other near airports (depends where you live in germany), Prague,  Vienna, Zurich, Amsterdam,  Brussels, etc. After some time you get a feeling for cheap flights

Thanks a lot, I didn’t know about this "cheapest month" feature! Hope to safe some cash in the future with it  Tongue
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#7
(02-14-2017, 01:45 PM)20Nation Wrote: Nice datasheet. I heard that Munich is the best of the big German cities for women. I'm curious about germany simply because there are always cheap flights through there to Latin America, so I would like to pick a city and try to have a good time. Would you say Munich is the best city in Germany for getting girls? (hottness and easiness combined. +1 reputation from me.

Frankfurt is a very good daygame city. its layout in such a way you can approach 30 girls and no one would know. hot girls are consistent. huge variety of white, black, tanned, Asian, Turkish, middleeastern, African allsorts!
only here 3days as a tester but will definatley come back for atleast 2weeks. 

ziel street is the main street for daygame. logistics arnt cheap tho.
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#8
^ I can confirm that Ziel Street in Frankfurt was good for day game.

Back in August 2015, I instant dated the hottest girl in my life there (a young busty German brunette). It was near the end of a mid-day five hour layover though, lol.

Had approached plenty of other girls before that, of varying races. Most were quick blowouts though, due to a lack of English.
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