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Two Weeks In Mexico
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I'm a few days into my fourth two week trip to Mexico since 2013 and so far it's been pretty good. I flew direct from Edmonton to Puerto Vallarta (five hour flight) and got the flight plus an all-inclusive resort for $950 CDN (about $700 USD) so these types of trips are really easy for me, that's why you see so many Canucks all over Mexico and the Caribbean; cheap charter flight packages that fly from every medium-large sized airport in the country. Most don't leave the resort and this is the first time that I've stayed at one in Mexico but I also have a week off-resort where I'll do some exploring in a couple of different cities. Here's an overview of my previous trips, again they were all two weeks each:

Guadalajera/Puerto vallarta 2013: I flew into Gdl and met 20nation and THC there and we partied hard for ten days, it was during Mexican Independance Day in September and we all dressed up like Pancho Villa and rocked moustaches, the locals were very entertained-at one point we had a class full of photography students come up to us to take pictures and I remember a local dude stopping his car and gesturing THC to come over to his car where he introduced him to his sister or something jajaja. 

Cancun/Playa Del Carmen/Merida/Isla Mujeres 2015: Went mostly for the suba diving in the cenotes, which was amazing and I highly recommend it to any suba diver but you have to be advanced PADI as it is challenging. Cancun sucks but the surrounding areas are very nice especially the beaches, I also found Merida to be a very pleasant city and hooked up with a chica from there who I met while visiting and took her to PDC for a week.

Playa Del Carmen/Merida 2018: Spent last Xmas back on the Yucatan peninsula, met up with a few RVF dudes in Playa and had a great time. Also visitied Cozumel and Tulum, both decent spots to check out but I still prefer to stay in Playa. Ended up rebanging the chica from above in Merida, one of the reasons I like to keep in touch.

Puerto Vallarta/Guadalajera/CDMX 2019: A week on the resort then I'll bus it to Gdl to chill for a couple of days, chase some beaver then fly to CDMX for 3-4 days before flying back to Puerto Vallarta then back to Canada.

Current trip so far: I'm spending one week on a resort within the city, it's a three star so nothing fancy and it's mostly Mexican families here, who are pretty chill and don't annoy strangers like the two pisstank middle aged Canuck ladies who just interrupted my coffee and chain smoking session to invite me to a BBQ down the road. I've already gone fishing which kinda sucked because I didn't catch much and the random pipefitter dude from New Brunskwick I went with started puking so we had to go back, shit happens I guess, he's gonna buy some blow tonight to make up for it though, solid dude. I just ran into this dive shop owner on the beach and may do a couple of night dives at 6:30-10:30pm which works out well because I have date #2 lined up with a local Tinder chica tonight who gets off work at 11 from a local hotel (lots of chicas here work at hotels for obvious reasons).

GDL/CDMX: I'm not so sure what I'll do in GDL as I was once there and didn't find the city all that interesting but I've been chatting to a couple of chicas so may just chill, go on a couple of dates then bounce to CDMX. I was actually thinking of skipping GDL altogether to spend more time in CDMX, what do you guys think? I'm really looking forward to checking out the big city, there is so much to see and do and obviously a crazy amount of local chicas to meet up with and show me around. NorthernPike gave me some stellar recommendations that I may check out, thanks again brah.

Why Mexico?

As the RVF guys know, Colombia has been my go to destination for several years and for longer trips, it still is but for short, cheap trips down south, Mexico is really easy for me and since I don't know it nearly as well as I do Colombia, it still has the adventure factor-it's a big country with a fairly large population, cool/interesting cities and beach destinations and the tourism industry is better developed than Colombia's. I like to do other activities than chasing pussy and hanging out in bars/clubs, mostly scuba diving and fishing (which Mexico is great for) plus some cultural stuff like museums, galleries and historic sites, Mexico beats Colombia on all of those fronts. So for a two week adventure, this place really ticks all of the boxes, plus the food is way better, although the weed kinda sucks here, I just smoked a fatty on the beach and this Mexican mud bud isn't doing the trick, the Punto Rojo and crippy strains in Colombia kicks it's ass, not to mention the high quality, cheap as dirt booger sugar.

Typically I fly down here after long stints in the Canadian oil patch-I just crushed almost five months of solid work at oil refineries in western Canada, it was the coldest fucking winter in the Prairies in 70 fucking years, I sure picked a good one to work my first full winter in eight years, FML, -40C/F is no joke brahs, banked some good coin though so I'll defintely be taking next winter off-global warming my arse!

Of course the chicas in Mexico aren't as sexy in Colombia but I'm in my mid-30s now so am not as horny as a two peckered billy goat like I was when I was younger, so far quality has been decent and Mexican chicas are still typical Latinas so like to have fun, dance, party and fuck. They're more conservative than the typical Colombiana which is ok with me-I may have to wife up one of these chicas maybe have a couple of half Beaner half Canuck niños running around jajaja. 

And for the record, for all you haters out there- I usually date chicas in the 6 range, the odd 5 and 7 (ok there's been a few 3/4s too) but I've never banged an 8 or above in my life, not without paying for it anyway!!!

Anyway if any of you pendejos are in Mexico and want to hang out, hit me up and as always any tips and suggestions are welcome.
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Two Weeks In Mexico - by Scotian - 05-29-2019, 06:29 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by Zenta - 05-29-2019, 07:17 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by TravelHardcore - 05-29-2019, 07:29 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by 20Nation - 05-30-2019, 12:04 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by SC87 - 05-30-2019, 03:55 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by Scotian - 05-30-2019, 06:29 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by Swordfish1010 - 05-30-2019, 07:21 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by zanetti - 05-30-2019, 10:29 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by billydingdong - 05-30-2019, 01:44 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by NorthernPike - 05-31-2019, 01:31 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by Scotian - 06-01-2019, 10:24 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by Scotian - 06-02-2019, 12:52 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by SC87 - 06-02-2019, 01:03 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by NorthernPike - 06-02-2019, 01:31 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by SC87 - 06-02-2019, 01:33 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by Scotian - 06-02-2019, 08:46 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by billydingdong - 06-02-2019, 06:45 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by kaotic - 06-02-2019, 06:49 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by SC87 - 06-02-2019, 08:12 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by GlobalMan - 06-03-2019, 10:10 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by ¢OoL€€ - 06-03-2019, 10:26 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by Scotian - 06-03-2019, 01:54 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by SC87 - 06-03-2019, 03:15 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by NorthernPike - 06-08-2019, 01:34 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by Scotian - 06-10-2019, 04:12 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by SC87 - 06-10-2019, 05:07 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by Mikestar - 01-15-2020, 06:33 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by placer - 01-15-2020, 10:23 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by WorldConquest - 01-30-2020, 04:59 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by placer - 01-30-2020, 03:27 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by dfw1 - 01-30-2020, 02:47 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by WorldConquest - 01-30-2020, 03:55 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by placer - 01-30-2020, 11:53 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by WorldConquest - 01-31-2020, 03:52 AM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by Agrippa - 01-31-2020, 12:06 PM
RE: Two Weeks In Mexico - by Cattle Rustler - 01-31-2020, 05:22 PM

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