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RE: The Vietnam Thread - sgman1975 - 02-26-2018

Hi Dash,

It has been wonderful reading through this forum.
Quick intro,

Nick from Singapore , 40s.
1.68m, meaty build.

I am thinking of moving indefinitely to Vietnam, but will need your advice on this. I am working on an ecommerce project and if profitable will be able to supply me income on the side about $2-4K per month.

How would you view my chances of getting lays in Vietnam for an Asian guy?


RE: The Vietnam Thread - Dash - 02-26-2018

(02-26-2018, 08:27 AM)sgman1975 Wrote: Hi Dash,

It has been wonderful reading through this forum.
Quick intro,

Nick from Singapore , 40s.
1.68m, meaty build.

I am thinking of moving indefinitely to Vietnam, but will need your advice on this. I am working on an ecommerce project and if profitable will be able to supply me income on the side about $2-4K per month.

How would you view my chances of getting lays in Vietnam for an Asian guy?

I have seen poor ugly as fuck Bangladesh men pull decent looking Vietnamese girls. 

You will have no problem getting laid and or having a girlfriend assuming you are willing to put in some effort. 

1,000 dollars a month will allow you to live comfortably here.


RE: The Vietnam Thread - sgman1975 - 02-26-2018

Hi Dash,

Thanks! Once I have settle all my outstanding business in Singapore will make a trip to Vietnam.
You are in HCM?

Maybe we can meet up for drinks and show me the happening scenes.

WIll also need to look for long term accommodations so I can start packing and getting ready to start my 2nd life there.


RE: The Vietnam Thread - lighter - 03-03-2018

Did you need an original copy of your TEFL for a work permit?

All the jobs say you do, but I know how things are over here.


RE: The Vietnam Thread - Dash - 03-03-2018

not sure, but my tefl was sent to me as a pdf file which I simply printed out and I used that.


RE: The Vietnam Thread - 20Nation - 03-06-2018

Hey Dash as an English teacher how hard is it to sleep with your students?


RE: The Vietnam Thread - k pop - 03-07-2018

on pornhub search for "english teacher in China"   that should answer your question

totally unethical but in Asia, especially China it could be a goldmine when teaching adult students

another question for those teaching kids could be: how hard is it to sleep with your student's moms?  that's a rocky road I've traversed too many times

When I was working at aninternational school in Brazil, part of our daily routine was to hang out with our coffee at the preschool and watch the milfs roll in in their workout clothes...


RE: The Vietnam Thread - lighter - 03-10-2018

(02-23-2018, 10:52 AM)Dash Wrote: Fuck me. Just got finished making a spread sheet with all the girls I had on Zalo. 1,200 girls.

I went through my friends and picked out girls that feel into one of these 3 categories.

Yellow - High chance id date
Green - Maybe I would date
Orange - Only wanna fuck

435 girls out of the 1,200 caught my eye enough to index them.

I made a few sub pages - A Team / B Team / Party Girls / Sexy / Young

Only copied over the yellow girls (A Team). 95 girls made the cut.

Need to go over them and assign them a score.

Hotness - 1 (average) 2 (good) 3 (great)
Body - 0 (questionable) 2 (average) 6 (good)
Skin - 1 (questionable) 2 (average) 4 (good)
Makeup - 0 (too much) 4 (not much)

When you are adding as many girls as I do from dating apps you need to stay on top of your organization.

How did hitting up your cold leads go?

I have about 100 on Zalo right now. Not sure if I should even bother messaging them. I have a hunch they'll be down to meet though just knowing how the girls are here.


RE: The Vietnam Thread - Dash - 03-11-2018

Some respond, some don't.


RE: The Vietnam Thread - Traveltothemax - 03-19-2018

(03-16-2018, 10:47 AM)Dash Wrote: Police finally snagged me today.

Went to get lunch near my apartment so didn't bother getting my helmet.

Two cops pulled me over. They asked for 1 million. I first tried to hand them a 100k note.

He says oh no, it's 1 million. We will keep your bike.

I know they are bullshitting me. Way too much hassle for them to take my bike and do all the paperwork.

I get 170k out of my wallet as I know for a fact they accept around 200k.

After I told them I do not have 1 million they bring it down to 500k.

Said I do not have it and I sat down and was going to wait to see what they decided to do.

The other cop comes up and says what will you give us. I hand him the 170k and they give me some fake papers.

I was surprised how fast and easy they gave up on getting the big money.

I was prepared to just sit there for awhile and wait till they got tired of waiting.

I think I should have just gave them 100k.


Hey Dash do you know any people that don't work a normal job (instead and instead work online) and live in Ho Chi Minh? What is visa process like long term?


RE: The Vietnam Thread - Dash - 03-20-2018

@Travel

Yea, you would simply have to make visa runs every 3 months.


RE: The Vietnam Thread - lighter - 03-22-2018

(03-19-2018, 10:05 PM)Traveltothemax Wrote:
(03-16-2018, 10:47 AM)Dash Wrote: Police finally snagged me today.

Went to get lunch near my apartment so didn't bother getting my helmet.

Two cops pulled me over. They asked for 1 million. I first tried to hand them a 100k note.

He says oh no, it's 1 million. We will keep your bike.

I know they are bullshitting me. Way too much hassle for them to take my bike and do all the paperwork.

I get 170k out of my wallet as I know for a fact they accept around 200k.

After I told them I do not have 1 million they bring it down to 500k.

Said I do not have it and I sat down and was going to wait to see what they decided to do.

The other cop comes up and says what will you give us. I hand him the 170k and they give me some fake papers.

I was surprised how fast and easy they gave up on getting the big money.

I was prepared to just sit there for awhile and wait till they got tired of waiting.

I think I should have just gave them 100k.


Hey Dash do you know any people that don't work a normal job (instead and instead work online) and live in Ho Chi Minh? What is visa process like long term?

My visa agent told me that she could get me a one year business visa. Not required to leave the country. 

I can put you in contact with her if you're interested.


RE: The Vietnam Thread - Dash - 03-23-2018

@Lighter

I think you misunderstood the visa agent.

Even with a year visa you still have to leave the country every 3 months.

Unless she has connections and someone who can stamp your passport without leaving.

The only legit way to not have to leave the country is by getting a residence card.


RE: The Vietnam Thread - Vic Vega - 03-24-2018

Never understood the point of a 1 year visa if you still have to leave the country every 3 months.

Yeah you’ll save a little extra and a few pages in the passport, but most can’t be fucked to take a flight every 3 months. #vietnamlogic


RE: The Vietnam Thread - Dash - 03-24-2018

One benefit is only having to go to the cambodian border instead of a flight (cheaper) as people typically need to do for a whole new visa.


RE: The Vietnam Thread - Traveltothemax - 03-26-2018

But I am guessing more time consuming to do a land border run than a flight?


RE: The Vietnam Thread - Dash - 03-26-2018

(03-26-2018, 02:46 AM)Traveltothemax Wrote: But I am guessing more time consuming to do a land border run than a flight?

Most people i imagine will make a short trip out of a flight. When I did mine I would spend a few days in Bangkok. 

Going to the Cambo border and back will take like 8 hours.


RE: The Vietnam Thread - lighter - 04-03-2018

(04-02-2018, 08:18 PM)Vic Vega Wrote: Update on the Europoor guy I know:

He's disappeared and hasn't said anything for about 2-3 weeks now since after he moved to Nam. I can only assume that

a) He got his phone stolen

b) He was stabbed to death by viet gangsters in D1 after getting drunk and becoming a public spectacle

c) He fell off an Uber motorbike taxi while drunk and smashed his brains all over the pavement

Either way, something not good probably happened to him. lol Not sure if that hilariously laughable third world shithole keeps tabs on all expat deaths, but I haven't found anything in google.

d) He's having so much fun banging Viet girls and doesn't want to talk to your pessimistic ass.

That's my best guess.

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HCMC is great for "digital nomad" types. I haven't left my apartment the past 3 days. Just been working on business. 

-Get lots of good food delivered straight to my door for under $5 with the Foody app
-Have had a few cute 20 year old  girls come over now that they feel comfortable with me
-Stacking fat cash online
-Easy visa process. Not much risk of getting turned away on a visa run (like Thailand)

What more do I need?

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Pulled this girl from VC. Straight to my apartment on 1st meet. Nice little bubble butt. Cheers.

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RE: The Vietnam Thread - elitenoob - 04-03-2018

(04-03-2018, 06:09 AM)lighter Wrote: d) He's having so much fun banging Viet girls and doesn't want to talk to your pessimistic ass.

That's my best guess.

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HCMC is great for "digital nomad" types. I haven't left my apartment the past 3 days. Just been working on business. 

-Get lots of good food delivered straight to my door for under $5 with the Foody app
-Have had a few cute 20 year old  girls come over now that they feel comfortable with me
-Stacking fat cash online
-Easy visa process. Not much risk of getting turned away on a visa run (like Thailand)

What more do I need?

What constitutes fat cash, exactly? Just curious.

Also, I know Vic Vega and he's a cool guy. He calls it as he sees it which forums like this could use more of.


RE: The Vietnam Thread - lighter - 04-10-2018

(03-23-2018, 11:49 AM)Dash Wrote: @Lighter

I think you misunderstood the visa agent.

Even with a year visa you still have to leave the country every 3 months.

Unless she has connections and someone who can stamp your passport without leaving.

The only legit way to not have to leave the country is by getting a residence card.

You can get a 1 year business DN visa and not have to leave every 3 months. $175* for invitation letter and $135* stamping fee at Moc Bai is the best price I can find. 

No clue how the agent gets it, but I know two Americans that have it that also work online.

(04-03-2018, 07:19 AM)elitenoob Wrote: What constitutes fat cash, exactly? Just curious.

Enough money that I don't have to worry about working for the next year.