Video Datasheet: Port-au-Prince Haiti

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Video Datasheet: Haitian girls in Port-au-Prince

This is the first video in our new series Video Datasheets. I’m exited to share this video with you, I had a lot of fun making it and composing it. I’m pretty new at this stuff, as I was making the montage I realized we didn’t nearly have enough footage. But it’s a great learning experience.

I’m really exited to make this series a success and to get better at it at every episode and I’m looking forward to your feedback! Check it out:

 

Port-au-Prince, Haiti

You must know that Haiti is in the top 20 poorest countries in the world and that is noticeable when you walk around.

The city

Even the richest area of the capital Port-au-Prince feels like a giant ghetto. There are not many tourists here. We were about the only white people walking around in the city. There are a lot of white people, working for the UN or other organisations, but they usually drive around in their cars rather then going for exploratory walks.

The fact that there is nearly no tourism has the ironic effect that hotels are exceptionally expensive for such a poor country. Expect most hotel prices to be around $100 per night. We found a hotel a little bit up hill and we were able to negotiate that down to half the original price.

Food and beers are normal priced. You cannot leave Haiti without trying the native beer Prestige.I don’t know if it was the environment, but it had a decent kick to it, despite it’s normal 5% alcohol percentage.

Haitian girls like a Prestige beer

Haitian girls

Quality of Haitian girls: 2/5

Haitian girls are not nearly as attractive as their neighboring Dominican sisters. While in the Dominican Republic you have a wide range of skin tones, most Haitian girls are dark skinned. You will very rarely see a stunner in the streets, I think the cuter Haitian girls leave for the Dominican republic to find a better life.

The main positive quality of Haitian girls is their ass. If you’re an ass-man you’re in good shape, they have amazing curves and some gravity defying booties can be spotted on a regular basis.

A downer are their boobies. I did not find a decent rack while I was there. A lot of Haitian girls get kids at a really young age, maybe that has something to do with it. Do not go here for the boobies.

Easiness of Haitian girls: 5/5

It is quite easy to get laid in Port-au-Prince. If you see a girl you like during the day, just call her over or go talk to her. Get her number (forget about fancy smart phone apps) and meet up later. They don’t see too many young white tourists walking around so your exotic value is through the roof.

Create a good back story (so they think you will stay long term) and you will have no trouble getting yourself a big booty local girl.

If you want to get girls online, check out Badoo. There offer is very limited, especially compared to Badoo in Dominican Republic, but I did meet a few girls on there.

 

Nightlife

Muncheez

This is a more relaxed place to have some beers or take a date. It’s a setting with people sitting in groups at tables so not ideal for picking up girls, but you can give a shot at the waitresses.

Jetset

The bar reminds me of Beach Club Café in Kuala Lumpur. Some old white people and a bunch of girls “partying by themselves” (read: prostitutes) but they are shoreable. They had great music though so we still had fun.

We only went of a Friday and it was pretty quiet, supposedly it gets packed on Saturday.

Barac

The other place to be for nightlife in Port-au-Prince is Barac. It is not very far from Jetset so you can either walk (if you’re not drunk!) or take a motorbike taxi. Mixed crowd but also you can bet you will be doing some shoring here.

 

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It will help you out a lot if you know some basic French. Not only for the girls but just to get around in the city. If you know decent French, you will be able to understand Creole a little bit as well, it’s basically an African version of French.

For nightlife, brush up on your shoring skills. And double, no TRIPLE check you have a good understanding about your shoring arrangement, I got in trouble with a girl I met at Barac (drama in the club!), read the story in the links below.

 

 

More on Haiti

Lay report:  http://swooptheworld.com/triple-up-in-port-au-prince/

Another post on Haiti: http://swooptheworld.com/we-are-in-haiti/

 

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I’m TravelHardcore, but people simply call me THC, although I don’t smoke. I speak several languages, train Muay Thai, and suffer from insomnia. I left a well paying job, stuck in a miserable office to go out and see the world. I simply live for adventure. Cheers.
  • Smooth Operator

    Congrats on the birth of the very first video datasheet! I like the look on the girl’s face at 1:05 hahahahah “trop tard!”.

  • daswasser

    Haha this was hilarious. Have to try them black girls at some point. Keep the video datasheets coming!

  • 20Nation

    So much more potential from shit we did there too. We met this guy called Gurley. This guy should be on TV, and we missed the opportunity to interview him… next time we won’t miss opportunities like that.

    • http://swooptheworld.com/ TravelHardcore

      Gurley had the best quotes ever.

      “I never get drunk, I can drink 100 Prestige beers without getting drunk” (spoken with a distinct drunken slur after his 4th beer)

  • Mondevil

    Sweet video. Thanks for sharing the adventure

  • QuantumPimpin

    Video data sheets? Fuck you dudes have just took this shit to the next level! And i loved that bubble ass!

    • 20Nation

      There were some amazing asses in that place, I will do a full write up and show a couple more another day.

  • Mark Zolo

    Great stuff, guys! Love the video.

    • http://swooptheworld.com/ TravelHardcore

      Thanks for the feedback Mark. Loved your video on Mogadishu, that was next level!

  • http://www.boytoystory.com/ Boy Toy

    Sick video guys. Great work!
    Do you feel safe in such poor environments though?

    • 20Nation

      Sometimes, not so safe, sometimes we feel fine. That’s all part of the adventure.

    • Jody Dayton Peace

      Yeah, it looks pretty much how I expected it to look. Maybe a good idea you guys were in a group while walking. Taking it to the edge there a bit, for sure… well done..!

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  • Cédrick Bayard

    Maybe you may not realize it guys but, it’s kinda racist-talk to say ”Haitian girls are not nearly as attractive as their neighboring
    Dominican sisters. While in the Dominican Republic you have a wide range
    of skin tones, most Haitian girls are dark skinned”. So, because Haitian have dark skinned, make them less attractive then their white Dominican sisters.(2/5 for haitian girls) I’m not agree at all with that.