The biggest Colombian ass

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The biggest Colombian ass (of the week)

If you are an ass-man, Colombia is your dream destination. There’s so much fine Colombian ass here, it’s not fair to the other countries.

Last week I was on my way to the grocery store when I spotted a girl with one of the biggest, roundest, gravity-defying booties I’ve ever seen. She had the kind of ass you know is gonna be great even when you see her from the front.

She was walking on the other side of the street in the opposite direction. The local Colombian guys were turning around to check out her ass and we nodding in approval as she walked by. I instantly abandoned my plan to buy food to cross the street and approach her.

I caught up with her and introduced myself. From nearby her face wasn’t that great, she was a bit older than I expected, around 30 I guess. But dat ass tho…

We talked for a couple of minutes. She was on her way to meet a friend so I kept the interaction short and took her number.

First Date

I set up a date with her to meet at a park near my place. We sat on a bench to talk. From the start she was acting pretty shy and distant but gradually opened up more. After a while it was clear she wanted me to kiss me but she was still playing hard to get.

I move in for the kiss, but she completely turned her head so it landed on her cheek. I tried again by turning her head, this time landing a kiss on her lips but she said: No!

So I pretend-wrote a note on my hand: “2 / 10. One of the worst kisses I ever had”.

We talked some more and the next time I tried to kiss her, she kissed me back and we started making out.

I stopped the kiss and took another pretend note: “Some improvement, 4 / 10.”

We talked and kissed some more but she was shy with many people around in the park.

“Let’s go for a walk”, I tell her while I take her hand. She follows me and I started walking her to my place. Guys around were checking her butt. At one moment and older Colombian gentleman even approached us:

“Tienes una novia muy bonita! Dios te bendiga.” (You have a beautiful girlfriend! God bless you.)

Trying to Same Day Lay

 

We arrive at my place but there she suddenly stops her tracks.

Girl: “I’m not going to your home”
THC: I just want to show you the view 😉
Girl: “No, I have to go I don’t have time”

It was a tough call on how much I should insist. I had the feeling this was a principle thing for her, so I decided not to force it.

THC: “No worries sweetie”

I kiss her goodbye but it turns out in a make out session in front of my apartment. I put my hands on her ass, that thing was massive. She smiled, turned around and pushed it back on me, grinding me for a few seconds.

Too much for me to handle, once more I try to pull her into my place but she doesn’t comply: “Ok, I really have to go, bye!” and walks off back to the metro station.

My doorman gave me a disappointed look: “You missed this one!”

“I’ll get her next time!”

Second date

After the date she started texting me daily. I set up the next date: wine at my place.

She arrived at my place and was wearing some tight legging-jeans hybrid pants accentuating her best feature even more.

She sit down in the coach and before I even opened the wine we’re making out again. When I grab her ass, she gives me some token Last Minute Resistance, but I look at her and her face and it just screams horny.

To take it back, I show her the view from my apartment. I take her to the balcony and continue to make out with her there. Again she turned around and pushed her big Colombian ass on my dick. So I pick her up, carry her in my bedroom and throw her on the bed.

The token LMR is gone. I tried to take off her tight jeans but they got stuck at her hips: Always a good sign. It took some actual effort to get them off.

She was wearing a sexy see-through lingerie thong, what a glorious view. Her panties were already soaked.

I smashed her a few times, no need to hold back with her and that big ass. She was from the Coast and it confirmed to me again that Costeñas are the most caliente en la cama.

I didn’t get any digital memories unfortunately but I’m pretty sure this is a re-bang situation.

The coming weeks I’m going shift my focus some more DHAY GHAME. Reporting soon.

Peace,
THC

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TravelHardcore

I’m TravelHardcore, but people simply call me THC, although I don’t smoke. I speak several languages and suffer from insomnia. I left a well paying job, stuck in a miserable office to go out and see the world. I simply live for adventure. Cheers.

  • Polt

    What are your favorite Colombian cities? I take it by the coast you are referring to Cartagena?

    • Cartagena is fine to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there. Medellin and Cali are my favorites.

  • KiwiKrush

    Well done THC.
    Havnt seen you around here for a while, this story makes it all good.

    Boss is all I can say

    • Thanks. Yeah, been off the radar for a while. Gonna find some time to catch up

  • Say no to racism.

    Nice, quick question. If a girl says no. Is a good idea to just leave it alone or try again after a while.
    When do you know that any further attempt is futile and will just turn her off?

    • Girls giving some resistance is part of the game, it’s your job to try. You have to read her body language.

    • Jade Milburn

      What about if she says no and you respect her as a human being that that’s what she wants. Oh wait you wouldn’t get your fun would you.
      Coming from an actual woman- when we say no we mean no. We call guys who keep insisting ‘creeps’ and warn each other about them. You might notice al the sexual harrasment stories in the media lately where women have been upset from what men have said. Learn from that.
      The men that write these articles are terribly immature.

    • Alex Blanco

      Why is this Jade on this discussion? This is really a men’s forum – talking about winning over Colombian women – this is not really an appropriate place to vomit up feminist principles – yes, Colombian women are human beings as we all are, but thank goodness they do not think like American women – they regard their femininity in a different way than American women do – I guess that is wrong too for them to think differently than Americans?

    • GetItGoing

      She’s the usual type of hostile western woman – absolutely HAS to enter male spaces and being insulting them, shaming them, and trying to impose social justice bullshit there.

      Completely lacking in a fulfilling and content life of her own so she comes here to tear down others. Those personality types operate like that.

    • GetItGoing

      Coming from an actual woman- when we say no we mean no.

      No that is NOT CORRECT. No means no except when it doesn’t. Do you even “woman” correctly? Wow.

      These dudes are major players and write from experience – they’re not social justice warriors with a narrative to push on others like yourself.

      Many, many women feign resistance because they want to be “gamed” and chased by a man. That is a FACT of how sexual interactions between men and women often work.

      There’s a HUGE difference between when a woman truly isn’t interested and when she’s saying no and clearly giving subtle signals that she’s wanting more.

      I speak from experience. Many women I’ve known were the same way. Not only that, many enjoyed being spanked, having their hair pulled, and more. One girl I knew liked to fight a little and wrestle – she liked to be dominated.

    • GetItGoing

      Absolutely! Golden knowledge.

  • Nice story THC all abot that day game. Excited to join you in Colombia.

    • Will be good to reunite again here, mothers lock up your daughters

    • Splooge

      Good thinking so they dont see u with their moms lol

  • Haha THC you dog

  • Jade Milburn

    You speak about women like they are animals. It’s actually really sad to see that this is the world I live in.
    Women are not ass and tits. Women give life. Your mother gave life to you. Women are brainy. I achieved the highest mark possible in my master’s degree.
    Why don’t you grow the f×ck up.

    • GetItGoing

      Women are brainy. I achieved the highest mark possible in my master’s degree.

      The irony in your comment is amazing – you have so little understanding of men & women and how the world really works.

      We men (for the most part) don’t care about women who can brag about being “brainy.” Either a woman is sexually attractive and feminine or she isn’t. It’s pretty simple, really.

      The hostility and negativity you give (along with the cliched male-shaming) is precisely what is wrong with western women and why men greatly desire to travel abroad where women aren’t quite yet infected with that broken mentality.

  • The flyingdutchman

    Nice story THC! Im currently living in Cali for a month and it is getting more and more clear to me that daygame is the key to get the most beautifull girls here. Since I just arrived here I needed some time to adapt to this (insane) environment. But Im improving and made a deal with mysef to talk to every girl who seems interested in me. Thanks for your story, it gives me extra motivation.