Tazers, a Bicycle Thief and Ukrainian Breasts – A Guest Post by JB

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Tazers, a Bicycle Thief and Ukrainian Breasts – A Guest Post by JB


The beginning of the summer in lovely Poland…

Saw this girl trying to carry a heavy suitcase up some stairs. Proposed to help. Not a beta move as it would seem but the ideal way to start a conversation.

She said she had a fight with the boyfriend and refused to stay one more minute in their apartment. She rented this one in an emergency while looking for another place.

I had to leave and asked her for her number, she refused at first saying that she was in no mood for this. Said that I’ll be her re-introduction into the dating world and a new life. She gave me her number, smiling.




She was a bit late for the meetup and I could not remember what she looked like. Then I saw this blonde coming from far. Tanned skin, an sexy white summer top with cleavage and lace, long blond hair, high heels and tight jeans. I was hoping that it was her. It was. I kissed her cheek to say hello and went inside.

It was a strange conversation. Her ex-boyfriend was apparently pretty violent and was taking medicine for that. Women are completely irresponsible when choosing partners and in general. So she bought a tazer and showed it to me.


I played with it under the table at the bar and accidently set it off. The buzz was so loud that everybody around stopped their conversation and stared. I was laughing my arse off.

We drank and talked about travel. The conversation going on, I could feel that she was looking for a revenge fuck. Just lovely. She was responsive to my adventures and stories in faraway lands.

I decided to change venues. Leading the way, I extended my hand for her to take. She did. I brought her to my local for the kill.

Shortly after, I used my kissing line and she told me that I was a very good French teacher. She was all over me. When I felt that things were getting clearly sexual, I only said: “Let’s go”. We went to my place with no questions asked.

Poured her a beer, she did not even touch it and I did not have the time to drink a third of mine. I started playing with her top and turned her against the wall. She was totally naked in 5 minutes, with me fingering her and her squirt flying and the drops crashing on my glass table like the November rains.

She started blowing me. I pushed my erection down her mouth and she could almost swallow it all. I was feeling the bend of her throat. I went for it and pushed her head down further. Her eyes were watering and she was almost suffocating, but still smiling in between.

Her moans where really turning me on. She loved sex, I could see it. She talked to me dirty in Polish and squirted three times all over the couch, ruining the cover and adding to the squirt stains already present. That fucking couch, I’ll have to buy 10 litres of petrol and burn it.

She was licking my fingers and hers, spreading her arse for me to see. I was pulling her hair and her moans were growing louder. She alternated doggystyle with deepthroating me to the point of being sick, while looking directly into my eyes.

Fucked her for so long and I lost track of time. I was having a lot of fun. Her tanned body, contrasting with her white underwear. and the knowledge that it was made by solarium, her trademark as a slut, really turned me on. I pulled out and came all over her face and mouth. She swallowed it all.

Tazer Girl I (for article)

Told her I’ll snap a few while she was still drunk on cock, telling her that her piercing was sexy.

Tazer Girl II (for article)

Checking my book collection

I went for seconds after a pause as I was so turned on again by her voice. She went home and sent me a text shortly after to thank me for the night. I’d like to have sex with her again.



Saw this beautiful blond Gosia, a 9 (and I don’t award it often) on the market square. She was lying down, basking in the sun with her bike nearby  and everyone was staring at her curves.


Artist’s impression of the scene

I came over and asked her if it was her bike, saying that I needed to do something different today and cycle around the market square as the weather was so nice.

Built some rapport and there was a lot of touching again. She was radiant with her smile and her light blue eyes. Her attitude was so friendly. This is something where Polish girls score high.

A beta was sitting a few metres away and I saw from far that he wanted to talk to her before. Now, he was wondering what was happening. He stayed and listened to the conversation. Maybe he’ll learn something. Gosia spoke Russian well as she was studying it as a university subject. It was going well.

I asked her if she wanted my phone as a deposit but she answered that she believed in Karma. I could have stolen her bike right now. She was so innocent and smiley.

I took her bike and I went around. Brought her on an instadate in the sun with a beer , overlooking the busy street. It was so pleasant that I almost forgot to focus on the conversation and touching.

The weather was awesome. She had beautiful round tits and such a pretty, gentle face. I liked the way she was thinking as well. She was homely and genuinely nice. With all of that together, she was the definition of the Polish “girlfriend material”.

Her ex-boyfriend was pestering her with calls while we were talking. She looked at the phone like it was a steamy turd and turned it off. It hit me. I saw from the other side what it looks like when a guy is needy. Don’t do it fellas. No better way to sabotage yourself.

Took her number as it was getting darker. She escaped the French kiss maneuver and left, giggling. This is the kind of girl you fall for. Very dangerous.


Wednesday night

Fucked the big titted Ukrainian Tatiana from Zaporozhie that I met near the University. She was so pretty and sexy when she arrived. Ukrainian girls really have style.

Tatiana (for article)

I almost forgot how nice her body looked. Big milky white tits and a well-proportioned arse for such a thin frame.

Everything went well at the bar with her as I did the whole interaction in Russian without much trouble.

First progressed by slowly taking her hand then when she was ripe for it, I used my kissing  line. She was very passionate and I could feel her desire. So after a few minutes of make out, we finished the drinks and I used the famous line where I need to recharge my phone, just to bring her to my place.

I had another girl texting me all along, asking to go for a walk together. I know what it meant but I considered that I’d rather score with the Ukrainian that was with me now, rather than go for hypothetical sex far way.

I was kissing her but as we walked, she said that she did not want to go to my place and she gave me a couple of shit tests. I had to defuse them all by saying that it would only take a couple of minutes for my phone to recharge. And then I just kept talking and doing white noise about something cheerful and unrelated, not to trigger her logical brain.

There was a lot of LMR when we arrived home. First tried to take of her jacket, that was a challenge. But her breasts were so round and full in her top, I had to see them. No other alternative was acceptable. I managed to play with her tits a bit and lick them but she was constantly putting her bra back on and saying she was leaving. But she was staying here the entire time and rubbing her bottom up and down on my erection, so I just kept insisting. What a tease. I will show her.

I picked her up and sat her down on the kitchen counter. Pinned against the wall and with their legs over my shoulders, feeling my thrusts through the clothing, they usually get really aroused. I was touching her crotch through her jeans, she did not object.

Her tits were magnificent, she was spitting on my cock and titty-fucking it. I tied her hands behind her back with my belt and brought her head closer so she sucks it harder. She said one last time that she was going home with spit all over her mouth. Of course, you are.

She kept on playing and saying in Russian “Ia idu domoi, ia idu domoi” just for the sake of it. Whispering it almost.

Her words were saying “I am going home” but her voice tone meant “take me now”. She was testing me, to see if I would have the guts and use my strength. I did. When I took off her panties and trousers at the same time on the floor, she was soaking wet.

She was so warm inside and smooth outside. I almost came after 5 minutes, just by looking in her eyes and feeling her around me. I had to slow down. I flipped her to take her doggy style.

I took my sweet time and did not care one bit as she kept talking. Just one more test. Took off the condom and unloaded half a litre of sperm all over her big round breasts. She cleaned it in the bathroom and I brought her home, which was a stone throw away.

I thought she was upset but she kept laughing and holding my arm. I’ll call her in two days, see what happens. Frankly now that the notch is there, I don’t really care.


About JB

I would just like to personally thank JB for the article on a trip to Poland and share a bit about him:

JB has been living abroad for the last six years. He is a Sambo practicioner, enjoys learning new languages and conquering women from all around the world. He is a writer at Return Of Kings. 

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  • Great story, I use to use the ” I have to go back to my place to charge my phone” trick. But now that line is true because I use my phone as my camera and to take videos when I travel. One, this dominican girl let me charge it in her house. As her mom make dinner we had a quickie in her room lol. Hopefully JB can write an article for STW.

    • Snorri P.

      The “I need to charge my phone” line is just solid gold. The winter one would be “Let’s go to mine and have a nice,hot tea”.

    • Nice I’ll have to use it.

    • Snorri P.

      Yep. Pass it around

  • “she refused at first saying that she was in no mood for this. Said that I’ll be her re-introduction into the dating world and a new life. She gave me her number, smiling.”
    Good Counter

    • Snorri P.

      Thanks, Josh.
      Everyone should have a mental notebook with 5 different answers for every shit test girls give us.

  • Bahlza Dragon

    “I need to charge my phone” IS much better than my go-to: “my balls are heavy; I need you to drain them.” Bitches are so sensitive, but then again, so are my balls.

    • JBPoqueliche

      I suppose your go-to is adapted to North American game.

    • Bahlza Dragon

      Nah, I just add, “We can go to McDonald’s afterwards.” Then, I order and duck into the men’s room so she has to pay. I encourage them to order up and then I’ll tack one of the McCafe drinks on to mine just to inflict maximum damage. You should see their faces when I take maybe a sip and then dump it into the soda fountain drain. If I really don’t like a chick, I’ll try to get anal first and then pull the McD’s scam on her. Whoever said chivalry is dead must have met me.

    • JBPoqueliche

      So much patriarchy, I can’t even

    • Bahlza Dragon

      How do you figure? Equality means sharing the burdens in life, right? Why shouldn’t women pay for dinner every once in a while? If McD’s is too rich for her wallet, she should use her feminine strength and independence to find a new, higher-paying job, right? While we’re doling out equality, when are women (uh, wymyn) going to register for selective service? Those lazy bitches should be in the trenches with men; I’m sure their babble about “micro aggressions” will be particularly effective against enemy soldiers.

    • JBPoqueliche

      Sarcasm, mate

    • Bahlza Dragon

      Sorry; I’m used to being inundated by mangina keyboard warriors. My apologies–though I do stand by my general position.

    • JBPoqueliche

      I see what you mean. Was in the US last year and I would also use every single drop of my hate and scorn when gaming Amercan girls.

    • Bahlza Dragon

      Ah, the Force is strong in you. Glad to hear it.

    • JBPoqueliche

      I see what you mean. Was in the US last year and I would also use every single drop of my hate and scorn when gaming Amercan girls.

  • Steve

    Great post. But I realize that these only work for white people. What are some countries that brown people would have chance at?

    • JBPoqueliche

      I actually noticed quite a few Indian, South American and Black guys scoring in Poland, but minimum game is needed. I would tell you the highest chances for those guys would be Scandinavia.

    • Say no to racism.

      Thank you. 🙂

  • GetLaid2016

    Enjoyed reading this post JB. What is the kissing line? Is it something like saying you’re a French teacher and then go for the kiss? Does anyone else have any good kissing lines?

    • JBPoqueliche

      Goes like this:
      Me: So do you speak any French? (get closer)
      Her: No, I don’t
      Me: I will teach you. “Bonjour”, repeat.
      She repeats, you can correct or tease
      Me: Ok now “Ca va?” (How are you?), repeat.
      She repeats
      Me: Now I will teach you something the cool people say. “Ca roule?” (How you doin’?) (deep eyes and smirk)
      She repeats and usually laugh
      At that point of being close, seeing her body relaxed or turned towards me I am 90% sure if I will get the kiss or the cheek
      Me: Ok now a more difficult lesson so listen, focus and look into my eyes. (I don’t say what it means, I get inches close to her lips and make her repeat every syllable very slow)
      Em. repeat. (she does) Embrasse, repeat (she does) Embrasse-moi (Kiss me) she does then I kiss her.
      Carry on with the make out and escalate. If she refuses or acts shocked when you try your move, smirk and say : You said in my language to kiss you, as a man, what do you expect me to do. Stay here and do nothing?”
      You can create your own version with your language. I rarely use another line.

    • GetLaid2016

      Thank you JB. It is really awesome hearing you explain this. That is a great technique. It’s even better than just saying to her, “Close your eyes and I’ll whisper something French in your ear,” (whisper it), then saying a second time, “Close your eyes again and I’ll whisper something else in your ear,” (and this time kiss her), because your technique gets her to be the one saying to do it and then you can say you did what she said to do.
      There is a scene in Spectre where a woman asks, “What’s your name,” and he gets a few inches from her lips and says, “Bond, James Bond,” and he kisses her.
      We learned some new French words here. In high school (where they don’t say learning parts of a few languages will help you get laid), college (where there is more women in language classes), and beyond (learning languages on our own), every guy interested in meeting women should learn some languages for swooping the world.
      Continued success to JB, everyone at SwoopTheWorld, and all the commenters.

    • JBPoqueliche

      Thanks, mate. I confirm by saying that all the languages I know are a huge part of my tool box to get laid.
      Never stop Learning!

    • JBPoqueliche

      Thanks, mate. I confirm by saying that all the languages I know are a huge part of my tool box to get laid.
      Never stop Learning!

  • Great walk-through.
    I am delighted to read this article.

  • Josiah Smith

    You guys are such douches…

    Poor girls

    • I Must Have Power Absolute ™

      Must be fun to live as a white knight in Disneyland.