Springbreak in Cancun (by Smooth Operator)

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After the adventures in Cuba, Fisto, THC and I decided to hit Springbreak in Cancun, Mexico. Springbreak has been on our bucketlist for more than a decade, so we had to do it. Springbreak is all about tits, bodyshots, hot drunk sluts and epic parties, right? Ow yeah!

 

Cancun

Cancun is a Mexican beach-town that consists of two parts: the “Zona Hotelaria’ which is a narrow but long beach strip lining one resort next to the other, and the “Centro” which is the actual city. We choose to sleep in the centro as it offers cheaper accommodation and restaurants. All the Spring Break action happens in the zona hotelaria, an area that looks like Las Vegas. No, you have not been in Mexico when you only went to Cancun. Taxis between the zona hotelaria and centro are expensive (200 pesos), but you can also take a bus all day and night long for 9,5 pesos.

Cancún-zona-hotelera

 

Standing out with Oxxo drinks

After dining ourselves into a food coma with delicious Mexican food, we decided to hit the springbreak action which is concentrated around Plaza Americana in the zona hotelaria. There you have many clubs such as Coco Bongo, Madala, Daddy O’s, etc. Entrance tickets range from $40 for the less fancy spots to $90 for the more popular spots – these prices include open bar. No way we would pay $90 as budget travelers. More on that later 🙂

Coco-Bongo-Cancun-Club

As in our Thailand tradition, we went to the Oxxo (the Mexican Seven Eleven) to buy cheap alcohol and mixers and we start drinking in the middle of the action to observe all the party goers. Hmm, that didn’t look promising… The crowd was miserable mix of ugly fat American chicks looking like lobsters from their sunburns and American guys dressed in flip-flops and over-sized clothing. Together they looked like walking zombies with their party yard cups in their hands.

yard cups

Although we looked cheap as well with our Oxxo-cups filled with our drinks, we were the only partiers dressed in jeans, dress shoes and a (fitting) shirt. That’s all we needed to get approached by a waitress of a $70 club. She suggested herself to give us free entrance, in change for kisses on her cheek. She was kind of fat so I’m glad she wasn’t asking for a French kiss, although I would have done it to get in for free. So we did give her a peck on the cheek and went inside.

 

Meet the bouncers

We enter the place and order gin & tonics. The buzz we got from the drinks was better than the quality of birds inside. But we didn’t give up, yet. Our drinking without the all you can drink bracelets caught the attention of a bouncer. He called some more bouncers and the manager of the place but thanks to THC’s Spanish, the tumult was soon deflated and we could continue drinking, for free. Yes, just making a good effort speaking Spanish makes you stand out from all the other partiers that only speak English, even though the waiters speak English as well.

Suddenly I notice a girl checking me out. A latina looking girl with heels on that made her booty stick out. She wasn’t as hot as the last sentence would have you believe but she was definitely bangable. So I smoothly start talking to her, which soon turned into dancing and kissing. She was there with 1 other guy and a couple. Damn, that doesn’t look like solid logistics. But then she starts grabbing my dick under my pants, a sure DTF sign in my book!

 

Meet the cops

So after a while the five of us leave the club and walk to their hotel (Fisto went already to bed in our hotel room). The other guy of their group was already getting pissed off because I was going to smash that girl, but they weren’t a couple so I couldn’t care less, at least at this moment.

Unfortunately the angry guy got caught peeing in the bushes by the cops. Either he had to spend some hours in jail (the option I suggested to the group), or either his friends had to bribe the cops (the option they ended up choosing).

During the bribing process I decided to grab a cab with my girl to her hotel, as it seems to be much further than expected. In the taxi I was treated with a wet and deep blowjob, just as I like them.

Once in her hotel suite we get into bed and start feeling each other up. Unfortunately, the others also arrived shortly. The angry guy was now even angrier because he had to pay the bribe and he storms into my girl’s room, breathing heavily through his nostrils and left the room slamming doors. I continue the sexual escalation and start smashing her. She was dripping wet.

 

A smooth escape

The sound of me smashing the girl didn’t really help the angry guy to calm down; I’m pretty sure he had a crush on her, let it be a lesson my boy. I could hear him in the other room shouting louder and louder how he “would smash face” and “break my nose”.

I have a saying that barking dogs don’t bite, but from the other hand I didn’t feel like fighting with a guy that totally lost his temper, I’m no fighter like Fisto or THC either.

So I decided to round things up and came inside her. I put my clothes back on and decide to leave their hotel suite via the terrace as to avoid a potential fight. Golden touchdown in Mexico and a fight avoided.

 

Conclusion

Springbreak in Cancun is an overpriced cockfest full of drunk and ugly zombies with the odd “USA USA” screaming in between. Not recommended. Stay away.

 

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Hi, I’m Smooth Operator. Got my name after a legendary evening in Malibu where I was anything but smooth. My passions are traveling, exotic women and gin tonic. Currently I’m traveling with Fisto and THC in Central America.

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  • Joe

    Swoop Crew-
    Check out this cural comparison of American culture vs. abroad
    http://www.happierabroad.com/comparison.htm

    Does this match you guys experience with the way it is abroad vs American culture and behavior?

    • Smooth Operator

      Joe, I’ve only spend 5 weeks in total in the US, so I can’t comment on this…

    • Joe

      Thanks Smooth-
      Where are you from?
      And my main thing-
      Where are the most submissive and sexual white women at?

    • James Angus

      The most submissive women are not the most sexual. Women submit to the best man that can get the job done. Stronger she is the more she will give to the man she finally submits to and the more selective she will be. You want good sex, convince the least submissive women to submit. You want submissive, then go to the morgue.

    • James

      If your game is novice and you’re over 30- how Doyle do that? After you’ve closed enough can t make you a natural predator with a Klee instinct all women secretly
      Love but society tries to shame for embracing their own masculinity rather than political correctness?

    • Fisto

      Respectfully disagree with this as its not been my experience at all.

    • James Angus

      Fisto, do you mean before or after you get them in bed? Have you written about this, would like to hear more from you. Some of my best were truly dominant (not just bitchy) socially until I got them alone and they turned totally submissive.

    • Fisto

      I just haven’t noticed the correlation you are mentioning. Some meek girls are wild cats in the bed, some aggressive girls are not so much. Must be the way you are vibing with them somehow.

    • Smooth Operator

      I’m from W-Europe.
      Regarding submissive and sexual white women, I’m convinced that you can find those anywhere, depends also a lot on your frame. Even feminists can turn submissive if you touch the right buttons.

  • bill

    Great post! Hey was the broad mexican or cuban?

    • Smooth Operator

      I’m glad you liked the article Bill. She was american but both parents are Peruvian.

  • Haha, good work Smooth Operator. It’s a consistency that all overly hyped locations always disappoint, spring break in Cancun was no exception. I’m glad we’re in Belize right now.

    • Logan

      I admit I’m a newbie to game but two of my
      Friends with notch counts over 50+ tell me that most women are only good for sex and many women aren’t even that great of lays. That sounds cynical really but does your mileage match with my friends?

  • 20Nation

    Nice story smooth operator. Making the best of a bad situation

    • Smooth Operator

      Haha yes, thanks 20Nation

  • Josh Bar

    “In the taxi I was treated with a wet and deep blowjob, just as I like them.” WIN!
    “barking dogs don’t bite” Appear strong when you are weak – Sun Tzu Art of war
    Cool short story hope to hear more from you Smooth Operator

    • Smooth Operator

      Thanks Josh! I may write another one in the future…

  • James Angus

    Sad thing is that angry guy could have kept his cool and be happy for her getting pleasure. Could probably have pulled her into the shower, cleaned her up, have her douche, and fucked her all day long after you left. A win for everyone.
    But most every guy will get butt hurt and start calling her a slut. Don’t be angry guy, it won’t get you laid, and it shuts girls down from sharing sex with the rest of us.

  • Brisey

    I got busted for pissing in a bush when I was there over xmas. I went to grease the guy only to find out i’d been pickpocketed by a couple of hookers I walked past (and turned down) earlier. I had to give the guy my camera or spend 36 hours in the cells! Bastards.

    • Smooth Operator

      That sucks, what did you choose, jail or camera?

    • Brisey

      I had to let the camera go, I was flying the next day so couldn’t risk it!

  • Patron

    I went to cancun for college spring break in 2004. I thought it was going to be crazy. I always saw it on MTV and it looked like some much fun. It was a sausage party, with overpriced cover charges and watered down drinks. You guys were smart to get the fuck out of there.

    • Smooth Operator

      Exactly! On TV it looks much better than in reality…

  • splooge

    u came inside her?arent u worried about child support?

    • Smooth Operator

      I was wearing a condom 🙂

  • Kavakid

    Yeah, nightlife looked lame, the one night I checked out zona hoteleria. It seemed like a zoo with loud americans behind the bars. I imagine that daygame on the beach could be better. Or getting the right hotel bar (as recommended by a RVF datasheet).

    Nightlife down the road in Playa del Carmen seems miles away and miles better.