Smooth Operator and THC vs. Brazilian Trannies

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On the scale of violent altercations with transsexuals, I must be on the high end of the spectrum by now.

In Bangkok I was attacked trying to save a drunken tourist from unknowingly taking home two trannies. In Changmai I had to stop a ladyboy tripping on drugs from attacking my girlfriend.

And yesterday it happened again.

These tranny confrontations go from zero to sixty in seconds. Yesterday was no exception.

Welcome to Sao Paulo

I was Saturday night. I had just travelled with my friend Smooth Operator from Rio to Sao Paulo.

Smooth Operator has some local friends here. We met up and went to a techno party. The location was great, an abandoned factory in the outskirts of the city, but the crowd was a bit too alternative; not a lot of hot girls.

So we decided to switch venue and go to an after party. We took a taxi back to the city. Since we were far from the centre, we had to pass through some rougher areas of Sao Paulo.

At one moment, the taxi has to stop at an intersection. There were prostitutes everywhere. They immediately swarmed to our car. When they got closer we could see they were in fact transsexuals. They were showing their fake tits and were knocking on the car windows.

Fun and games

I’m seated in the back seat with Smooth operator and one other friend. For some (possibly drunken) reason, my friend in the front uses the controls to roll down the backseat windows. Within seconds the trannies are touching both my friends seated next to the doors, like a scene from the walking dead.

These were some nasty looking trannies too. So of course we are laughing our asses off.

It’s all fun and games and this moment, but then I get the bright idea to take a picture of the situation.

The moment I take out my cell phone, one of these trannies grabbed it from my hand and made a run for it.

“FUCK, she’s got my fucking phone!”

I jump out of the cab to chase this creature; things got chaotic and wild pretty fast.

Tranny chaos

I manage to get a hold of the bitch that took my phone, grab her head and I’m yelling “Where’s my fucking phone”

Of course she had already passed it along to one of her friends.

Chaos ensues: Trannies pushing and pulling from all sides.

A picture is worth 1000 words, such a situation is speaks a million words: My friend Smooth Operator was right behind me.

Now we are outside the taxi, two friends with about 8 or 9 tranny prostitutes around us screaming hysterically in Portuguese.

I’m yelling at them in Portuguese: “I’m not going without my fucking phone” pushing and hitting anyone coming closer.

More persuasion was needed so I held on to the first bitch that took my phone, pulled her to the floor and smacked her few times. Meanwhile Smooth Operator and fighting off the other part of this herd of trannies.

Somehow in this chaos Smooth Operator managed to get my phone back. I think of the prostitutes decided to give it back.

With all the ruckus more of these prostitutes and people came out of the woodworks. Suddenly I see one of them has a knife in her hand and is wielding it. I regroup with Smooth Operator to make sure he knows there’s a knife involved now.

He had smashed a beer bottle and was ready to go, but it was better to get out of this situation. This was escalating out of control.

We ran back to the taxi. The taxi was already speeding up as Smooth Operator and I jump in the back seat. Behind us these mental trannies are throwing shit at us while we speed out of the area.

The whole altercation didn’t last longer than 1 or 2 minutes but the intensity was pretty high.

Smooth Operator’s shirt was ripped to shreds. My hands were bleeding.

But we got my phone back.

Smooth Operator & THC: 1  – Brazilian Tranny whores: 0

Peace,

THC

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TravelHardcore

I’m TravelHardcore, but people simply call me THC, although I don’t smoke. I speak several languages and suffer from insomnia. I left a well paying job, stuck in a miserable office to go out and see the world. I simply live for adventure. Cheers.

  • fabian

    You better avoided the situacion, but I think you handled good by fysically attacking the tranny who took your phone

    • Agreed. It was preventable, should have seen it coming.

  • prepz

    Great story. Keep ’em coming.

    I disagree with others here, that you can avoid all these situations. You didn’t choose the taxi route. You didn’t choose to get robbed. Hindsight is bullshit. If a an want’s to “avoid the situation,” guys might as well stay home in the relative safety of the American nanny-state. But that’s not why we’re here, is it.

    You don’t want to fuck a tranny, but you’d sure like to be able to fuck ’em up if they start messing with you. As far as a knife, you gotta learn to handle situations like that in 4th world favelas, barrios and hoods. If that’s where the hot pussy is then you take the risk. I’d rather run that risk than drive down any road here in the states where my chances of getting hit by a stupid kid texting-while-driving are very high, and my chances of injury of death as result likely higher than most situations in the 3rd or 4th world hunting pussy.

    Now you’ve got some real-world tranny tussle experience under your belt and are better for it. Anyone admonishing you to avoid dangerous situations is likely going to sit behind a keyboard in the comfort of their home and never swoop the world. It’s their loss.

    Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

    • Jody Dayton Peace

      I partly agree… but let’s just say keeping a sense of risk to return is a good idea. actually, if you are sensible you can do a lot of risky business without THAT much risk.

      Why do I wonder if someone was a bit high or plastered during this great episode?

      Anyway… let’s be glad it’s now a funny story, and not the final story…

  • Smooth Operator… Bar fight specialist

    • Smooth Operator doesn’t fuck around

    • splooge

      dam lucky cops didnt come around. Gringos get a hard time with brazilian cops like a black dude in america.

      If you get arrested what do you do? Well thankfully in poor nations you are likely to get away after scuffles like this.

    • Nigel Baptiste

      Do these Brasilians kidnap tourist for organs ?, the reason that i ask is because i have heard of situations involving the mentioned scenario and i just wanted to know if it’s true…

  • prepz

    I’m all about “friendly” persuasion. Nice!

    • fabian

      “You didn’t choose the taxi route. You didn’t choose to get robbed. ”

      Taking pics of hookers is asking for it.

    • prepz

      So is fucking them, condom or none.

  • Maqo

    Tranny tend to be some of the most mentally ill people you can find around from basics; same goes for prostitutes. Mix the 2 in a hot blooded area…. Let’s just say there are better cocktails. Good thing none of you got stabbed in the back.
    Opened up your knuckles from punching?

    • It’s the worst combination indeed.
      I may have hit an earring :’D

  • Brazil must have about the most trannies after Thailand / Philippines. kkk You are right about them, they are operating in groups and they stick together. eles são maluco para caralio kkk

  • Cecil J

    Damn that sucks-at least you and your crew weren’t seriously injured man.

    Is most of the São Paulo metro riff raft and mediocre chicks?

    • Thanks Cecil J. No idea we were just driving through it. The quality is SP generally is good!

  • Smooth Operator

    They really chose the wrong crew to steal from…

  • Great story bro. I have to say I did few bar fights but once I was approached by tranny in Panama I just tried to avoid conlifct as much as possible. Just to calm down here is my pleasant story from Philippines… rebecca24xxx

    • Yeah, best is to avoid the conflict! Watch out in the Philippines, there’s plenty of trannies there as well. Another story for another time lol

    • Totally agree. I do kravmaga for last few years and i have to tell that most of the time best way is to avoid conflict. Problem is that doesn’t matter how good/fast/strong you are… blade of knife doesn’t disscuss with anyone when it’s 5 cm inside you.

    • Exactly. I was lucky they were threatening with it instead of literally stabbing me in the back.

  • Brianmark

    You’re lucky you didn’t get stabbed. They are dangerous. They wouldn’t give a shit if they killed you.

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  • Jody Dayton Peace

    You were closer to death than you may realize. Be careful hombre..!! Same goes in Thailand… not only do the Thais look at you fighting with a ladyboy as the same as fighting with a female, they are also massively racist and love to jump in like it’s an old Bruce Lee movie and the whole street is against the foreigner – weapons come out too – and they don’t stop until you are near dead, or dead.

    • Jody Dayton Peace

      Good to hear you smacked them around though… 😉

    • Yeah, I’ve seen some crazy shit like that in Thailand, suddenly someone has a baseball bat and they are not afraid to actually use it. It’s a all Thai against the single farang.

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  • Ikillgames

    Crazy story Bro. Those trannies are nuts. The whole thing seemed like a setup to me tho.lure you out of the car then probably rob you all. Unfortunately for them they picked the STW Attack squad Lol

  • Ikillgames

    THC you guys should really continue with your YouTube archive videos.the one on DR was amazing.the song was cool as fuck too

    • Yeah we were talking about it the other day. It was a lot of fun making those and great memories to look back. Got me motivated again, I’ll make another one on Japan and Philippines soon.

  • Kyle Larson

    Driving through some of the most dangerous neighbourhoods potentially in the world, confronted by a group of crack addict transexuals = highly normal situation in Brazil. But to wind down the window when they approach your car and then get your phone stolen like a putz, fuck you guys are stupid. You did get your phone back though, that deserves massive respect, I guess you either beat that tranny to a pulp or you are just lying.