THC Does Central America: San Salvador Girls

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Part 5: El Salvador – San Salvador Girls

Shit. My return flight was already booked. I had such a good time in Tegucigalpa that I stayed longer than expected.

This left me with two days and ONE night to explore San Salvador and capture the flag.

Arriving in San Salvador

El Salvador had the worst reputation from what I heard before going. One backpacker I met in Nicaragua was proud that he visited Honduras but explained to me he would NEVER, EVER go to El Salvador. He insisted that I’d watch some documentaries that “would change my mind” about going there.

The expression “Soup doesn’t get eaten as hot as it’s cooked” came to mind.

And as in Honduras before, the place is not nearly as bad as they would have you believe. It’s just like any other city, 99% of the people living normal lives. Just stay away from the bad barrios if you look super gringo (like I do).

It did look a little bit more ghetto in the centre. There were more private security guards with shotguns outside of stores and banks. Other than that it looked very similar to Honduras.

el salvador market

San Salvador market

This arrival I made a newbie travel mistake. I didn’t bring any dollars. My Honduras money was worthless.

I had to make my taxi driver stop at a bank. He didn’t have a very trustworthy face. With one eye on my taxi, one eye on the ATM I try to get my dollars. It didn’t accept my cards. We had to try three different banks before it finally worked. All the time I was looking over my shoulder so this random taxista wouldn’t drive off with all my luggage.

A reminder to at least be 5% prepared when you travel.

El Salvador Girls: Capturing the Flag

I really didn’t have too much time to explore the city. This will be a short post.

I did some drive-by tourism on the way to my hotel. The cathedral, the palace, the markets. I took the token tourist pics and went on my way.

I dropped my luggage in my hotel and I went to a shopping mall to get food and check out El Salvador girls. The mall looked nice and the girls did look cute as well. There was some potential but the quantity of hot girls was low.

I had no time for Day Game anyway. I had three girls from Tinder that were ready to meet. It was already getting evening so I only had time for ONE date.

I had to take a gamble. I took my chances and went for the girl that had a car.

She picked me up at my hotel and we drove to a nearby little town “Santa Tecla” known for it’s many bars and restaurants. The area looked really nice, but since it was a Tuesday, there were hardly an people.

Santa Tecla

Santa Tecla bars and restaurants

We were already walking hand in hand while we were looking for a nice bar to have some drinks. I had a good feeling about the date.

We talked over some local beers and I went for the kiss. Smooth. At this moment I was pretty sure I’d close the date. Nine out of ten times I can tell from a girl’s first kiss if it will be a SNL (Same Night Lay) or not.

The rest of the date is very automatic-pilote. She drove me back to my hotel to “look at my travel pics” (it’s currently my favourite retreat excuse).

Once in my room we don’t even bother opening the laptop; we just started making out on the bed. There is zero LMR and she doesn’t seem interested in foreplay. She nearly rips my shirt off and starts undressing herself.

Feisty San Salvador girl!

We start banging but we need to be very quiet again (see Part 3: Nicaragua). I can’t close the windows in my room and other guests of the hotel are chilling just outside. It’s good sex, she wins points for enthusiasm.

El Salvador flag: Capture-nated.


We went for some food together after and said our goodbyes. I never heard from her again. She got what she came for, I got mine. I’m sure I won’t be on her official notch count list 😉

I try to get another girl to come over to my place but it’s already getting late. One girl invites me to her place but I have no idea where it is, and it’s still El Salvador, I skip.

I’m fine calling it at night. I have a flight to catch in the morning.

Flag Mission: Completed.

The flag mission is completed. I did my trip from Panama to San Salvador in less than a month and got a local girl in every country.

Next post I will make a comprehensive overview post comparing all the Central-American countries on various factors: Price of living, quality of girls, easiness of girls, etc.

So you can view in instantly which place may be interesting for you to visit. Stay tuned!

Talk soon,

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I’m TravelHardcore, but people simply call me THC, although I don’t smoke. I speak several languages and suffer from insomnia. I left a well paying job, stuck in a miserable office to go out and see the world. I simply live for adventure. Cheers.

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  • Flag CAPTURED! Sounds like a golden touchdown?

  • Bat

    Hey THC sounds like a great lay without a lot of effort! What I wanted to ask you about how did you already set up 3 potential dates in advance? As far as I know about Tinder (not a user) it takes your actual location. Did you use a fake GPS locator? Anyway, was great to read your stories from your Central America Trip! Have a safe flight home!

    • Thanks Bat! I use the pro version; it’s a couple of dollars per month. With the pro version you can change your location and get local matches before you arrive. Totally worth it.

  • Nice it was an honor having you in my country bro I’m half Salvadorian.

    • Awesome Franz, I liked the Salvadorians. If I hadn’t booked my flights ahead I would have stayed a bit longer. My stay was really too short

  • fritz

    nice. But seems you’d bang everything for the blog or the flag

    • I’m not doing anything for anyone except myself. What I report on this blog is just how I roll.

  • Lost In Translation
  • Cecil J

    What’s your favorite country in Latin America, Europe, and Asia?

    • Latam: Colombia
      Europe: Poland
      Asia: Philippines

      Overall: Colombia

    • Lost In Translation

      Colombia is the winner, eh? Medellin? Bogota? Cartegena? I know people there. Ha!

    • Yep, Colombia #1. They each have their pros and cons. Cartagena is good for a few days, but I wouldn’t want to live there. Bogota is a notch hunt city, but it’s shittier to live (high up, poluted, colder). Medellin, the girls are noticeably flakier, but it’s a nicer city to live. Haven’t been to Cali yet, probably will go there in a few weeks.

    • Lost In Translation

      Been to C twice. Cartegena is just too damn hot. 😛 I hear Medellin is the hot-spot now, with Cali a close 2nd. Yeah, I’m not into the big city living of Bogota. And it does get damn chili there from what I remember.

      I was really young when I visited Cali, so I can’t really remember much of it. I’ve heard it said the most beautiful girls come from there. But ya gotta be careful with long-standing ratings. Cuban cigars are not necessarily the best out there either. YMMV

      I figured I could use my music abilities to work my way into various bands and subsequently social circles there. I’ve got a boatload of family down there, mostly in Cartegena area.

      Baranqilla looked like a good non-touristy alternative to Cartagena. But again it’s damn hot. Any experience there?

    • splooge

      really thought argentina would be.

    • Lost In Translation

      Hey THC. One more Q. Would this list change for older gentlemen over 40? over 50?

    • I can’t speak for over 50. Age difference matters the least in Asia, then Lat-Am, then Easter Europe. In Colombia, it’s easy to date 18-21 until you’re close to 40. In the Phils you can add 10 years to that

    • Lost In Translation

      Cool man. Thanks. That helps a great deal.

    • Np mate!

  • GlobeTrotter

    LOL.. you guys are a bunch of douche bags. You guys are trying to make money on the methods to get a women in bed yet ignore the fact that your fuck rate is almost completely secured by the fact you all are gringos. Being a citizen of the western world is the only real reason you guys are getting some ass. It really is not that complicated or that difficult to sack a girl in these places. All you need to be is half decent looking and from the US or Europe; fuck all the other BS regarding body language and shit. Just be respectful; simple. But you douche bags are definitely are not studs if you target YOUNG POOR women. You could not target any woman more easier than that. What’s is worse is you guys push a resistant girl into fucking; taking advantage of their predicament. Try getting a hot western woman to want to fuck you with out pushing her. If you can do that, I’ll credit you. But this shit, you are selling to your loser readers, is a joke.

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