It’s Fistos 2nd birthday party. The real birthday party had been a blast so we were still fucked up from the party. Let’s just have some cake and vodka. As we were eating cake and getting drunk, a new date … Read More
I had been feeling pretty lousy ever since the Angeles City pool party at ABC Hotel. All of my contacts were gone with my iphone and I had a shitty little replacement phone that if someone saw it laying around, … Read More
The Rich Colombian Girl I had been traveling through Colombia and had found a place I liked, so I settled down and got an apartment. One day I was headed out of the apartment to go get some food, when … Read More
There is a saying that goes “You are the personality of your five closest friends.” This saying is very true except it doesn’t take into account how much media we see. People wonder how they can improve certain attributes about … Read More
Guadalaraja Part 2: Guadalajara Girls Check out Guadalajara Part 1 here: http://swooptheworld.com/my-first-few-action-packed-days-in-guadalajara/ Day 7: Guadalajara Girls I finally broke it off with the girl from before. It wasn’t easy, but she lied to me about something so I used … Read More
Angeles City Philippines, Giant Sewer I woke up Sunday morning hungover. I went to check my iphone to see what time it was. I always keep it on silent because so many messages come it the thing would always be … Read More
My First Few Action Packed Days in Guadalajara Day 1 in Guadalajara As always before I travel to a new country I believe in pipelining. That is, setting up dates and doing some of the work before you arrive to … Read More
Last night was again so outragous I don’t even know where to begin. After a day of working on the blog I feel like I deserve a break, so I decide to meet up with a girl that’s been trying … Read More
I had just arrived in Jakarta. I did a minimal effort on pipelining but I had one girl lined up that stood out. I decided she will be my first Indonesian flag. We exchange a few messages and set up at date at 8pm.
“Where do we meet?”
-Well, lets meet at my hotel and have a drink nearby.
Now, she looked really sexy on her profile picture but when she arrived at my hotel she had really outdone herself…