Mission Asian threesome: failed.

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Asian Threesome: Thailand & Philippines
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Mission Asian Threesome

Asian Threesome: Thailand & Philippines

I’ve just come closer to a threesome in Thailand than ever.

Now when it comes to threesomes I believe your game has to be ON. Especially in the following areas:

  • Attraction
  • Division of attention
  • ISOLATION
  • Retreating
  • Distraction & giving the girls plausible deniability

Besides those, you need two other things:

  1. Some luck
  2. No bad luck

This is how it went. My girl from the Philippines came to visit me in Bangkok and I decide to show her some parts of the town. We went to Soi Cowboy, we’ve seen some sexy girls there and I’m asking her which ones she likes or thinks are cute.

Then I get a text from a Thai friend, it’s one of Fisto’s old girls and she has been my Thai wing girl for the past week. She is in Kao San road and she’s bringing some girl friends. It’s always more fun in a group so I take my girl there and craziness sets off.

I know the general consensus here is much against Kao San Road, but I have a good time every time I go there. You just need to put on your Yellow Fever Goggles. These will help you ignore the dirty drunk backpackers and only see the normal Thai girls who are not at all averse of farang, why else would they go hang out at Kao San road?? (ok, granted, it’s also pretty cheap there).

I arrive and Fisto’s girl’s friend is actually pretty hot, although a bit shy. Let’s call her Ay.

We start ordering beer towers and sheesha’s like it’s 1999 and soon enough all of us are drunk enough and no traces of shyness remain. I’m talking “eating scorpions for fun”-drunk (not for the tourist picture to shock your friends at home).

At one point it started raining so the four of us had to hide under an umberalla while it’s pouring outside. It didn’t impact the fun atmosphere however. We were making jokes with the sheesha, like pretending to want to say something and then blow smoke in the other person’s face. I was doing some dirty dancing with my girl when I start to notice Ay’s shyness had completely disappeared and she was full on checking me out.

In stead of blowing smoke in my face she was now blowing smoke at my dick at every opportunity she had.

If blowing smoke on your dick 5 times in a row is no IOI, I don’t know what is. So I ask my girl if she’s down for her and if she’d like to try make a go at it.

1) Some luck

Fisto’s girl had her mind set on going to an after club because she had some bottles left. And she ran into a German couple that also wanted to go. I told her we would join the next day, so she took off so I only had to distract Ay for a bit while they all left to go to the after club.

Now the difficult part.

“This place is closing down, let’s just go get a drink the three of us. I know a place.”

Ay agrees. So now I’m walking down Kao San road with a cute girl on each hand. That alone made my night. It’s just a good feeling seeing these random dudes staring after you with a “WTF” look on their faces.

Operation distraction started. She starts getting uncomfortable with the situation as her logical brain knows what’s going down, but she’s still so attracted she’s willing to go along to see what will happen and there is still “plausible deniability” that we are going for a drink. I just have to keep her distracted enough so her logic doesn’t have time to kick in, because that will be the end of it.

I get a taxi and say in Thai to drive to my place. Now this is a 15 minute drive so I have to throw it all in. Luckily we hadn’t talked too much yet so I start speaking all the Thai I know, making myThai jokes, asking her how this and that works.

But now my girl from the Phils starts acting up, she doesn’t understand shit that we’re talking about so she starts to feel left out. It’s such a difficult balance to distract the Thai girl Ay from what’s going on and to keep my girl involved so she doesn’t feel left out.

We finally arrive at my place and there is no bar in sight of course.

“What are we doing here??”
-We are just gonna get some food at the 7-11 (next to my place). I am really hungry.
“Okay. But you tell taxi to wait na ka”
-Sure Ay. (NOT)

The girls go into the 7-11 and I pay the taxi with an extra tip to leave right away (sneaky).

When we come out with the food, there is no more taxi in sight.

“Well, I guess we’ll just have to eat this food at my place. I live right here by chance.” (imagine the odds!)

Another golden moment is when I walk past the security guy with both girls on my arms again. He’s seen me walk in with so many different girls he barely looks up anymore but this time I saw a little grin of approval on this old man’s face.

Awesome, the tough part is over I got both girls in my room. Now it’s all about mini isolation with the new girl, get her super horny and then let things happen.

When part 2 kicks in: Bad luck.

My girl’s still pretty drunk and somehow she got in a bad mood feeling left out and she goes from being collaborative to being annoying.

I can’t fucking believe it!

I’ve been running top shelf game, my brain had been working in overdrive trying to control this delicate situation and now I’m seeing it all go to waste.

It’s a very fragile situation if you want to make a threesome happen with a completely new girl you’ve never banged or even kissed before. So of course this completely shifts the vibe and the Thai girl becomes logical and hence uncomfortable again.

“I need to go home, I will call a taxi.”

I tried to repair the situation, but without the collaboration of my Phils girl, it’s to no avail.

I better not burn bridges here and I didn’t want things to get awkward so I just let her call a cab and de-escalate by havind some friendly banter with both of them. Reinforcing the plausibility that we were actually just all here to get some food.

When her taxi arrives I bring her down by myself and as soon as we’re in the elevator, she jumps on me, starts making out and grabs my dick.

“I hope to see you soon na!”

So close, yet so far away.

I go back up and my girl admit she got jealous of the Thai girl. I get a bit pissed at her cause she agreed to it in the first place. I have angry sex with her to put her on her place and then fall asleep.

(Improvised) international threesome mission: failed.

I’ve been thinking what I could have done differently and where exactly it went wrong. I think I should have tried to isolate the new girl Ay a little be more and I should have at least tried to make out with her before taking her home with us, so that she would have been more comfortable already. That and I should have been better aligned with my girl, but since the situation was quite unexpected that was pretty tough to correct mid-way.

But anyway, it was an awesome night with lots of fun and I think it sharpened some of my game tools.

When I checked my phone in the morning there were a lot of “hangover 2” styled photo’s including me kissing a (female) midget.

 

Oh, Bangkok!

 

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TravelHardcore

I’m TravelHardcore, but people simply call me THC, although I don’t smoke. I speak several languages and suffer from insomnia. I left a well paying job, stuck in a miserable office to go out and see the world. I simply live for adventure. Cheers.

  • 20Nation

    good stuff. It’s good to know even the 3some master THC doesn’t pull it off every time ;).

  • TD

    This is why you have to to keep your Phils girls in the Philippines and your Thai girls in Thailand 🙂

    • TravelHardcore

      Haha, I’m always ready for a challenge though 😉

  • Jody Dayton Peace

    You know why it didn’t happen, you said it; too much speaking in Thai. Your ace card in threesomes is to keep your main girl working for it too. She has to feel secure though, most of all. She needs to ‘feel’ she is the centre of attention. Even if she had kept chill it probably would have been hard to pull it off though. Thai girls are possessive and not prone to sharing a man (unless paid to). I haven’t tried to get a threesome involving a Thai girl, but I’ve heard it is very hard to do for free. Even for money they don’t really usually like it (told to me by bar girls). But actually, considering you picked the right ‘demographic type’ of Thai girl, you would have had a decent chance if you’d run perfect game and your other girl stayed on board.

    • Hey Jody, you’re right Thai girls are a much bigger challenge than Pinays for this. This was a tough one but I got pretty close. It’s still on my todo list, I’ll get it next time when I’m back in Asia 🙂 always aim high!

    • Jody Dayton Peace

      I’m sure you will get it – since you have the perception! Being audacious, like a rock star, blows their minds and they just get swept along with it..! 😉

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